Last weekend, on Sunday to be precise, I received some rather good news that our local shopkeeper, Kamau, had lost the debt book. That is the book that he uses to record us when we buy items on credit. Kamau, sounding so disturbed, had called me and urged me to report to his shop ASAP. I wondered what the problem was and decided to call Peter who broke the ‘sweet’ news to me.
Peter joyfully asked “haven’t you heard that Kamau lost the debt book?” I was so happy especially when imagining that I will not be paying my monthly debt at Kamau’s shop. At some point, I even regretted that I had not taken more items from the shop on credit that month. It was a very cold morning but the happiness that had befallen on me on hearing about the lost debt book was incredibly good. Without the book, it would be impossible for Kamau to tell who owes what from the shop. I hurriedly searched for my fellow debtors before making a trip to Kamau’s shop. Luckily, I managed to find 9 guys And As we were heading to Kamau’s shop, we kept guessing on the amount of money that could get lost if the debt book was not found. These are the real miracles that happen on poor debtors like us. As we were approaching Kamau’s shop, we were all smiles and hopeful. On arrival, I greeted Kamau but he did not reply. Instead, he just gave a rude nod. He looked very angry and worried. Kamau pulled one of us, Mwangi, aside and started talking. They stood there for a while and in the process, made some gestures that involved pointing towards my direction. Kamau then came to us to break the bad news “today I have some bad news” he continued “one of you stole the debt book” “We can make this simple if the thief returned the debt book by their own will. Otherwise, we will take him to the police” Kamau Threatened. There was a long silence before I interrupted by asking Kamau whether he has a suspect. Kamau replied by saying that the first suspect is the one who has the biggest debt…. It was then that I remembered that he was pointing at me earlier… my smile faded… suddenly!
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It seems that women who live in overcrowded plots have perfected art of cheating on their husbands at night times. What they need to do is just to excuse themselves that they are going to the toilet (which is located at the furthest in the plot) only to end up in the bed of another man in the same plot. There, they have a quickie before returning to their own houses with fresh semen dripping down their thighs. That is what happened recently in Kiambu when a man fucked his neighbor’s wife at the early hours of the night. And from what we gathered, the saying that a stolen pussy is always the sweetest might be true after all. The man admits that the neighbor’s wife has the sweetest pussy that he has ever tasted and that he will not stop eating the forbidden fruit any day soon. I think what makes an illicit sex feel sweeter is the fear of being caught. Since you are anxious that someone may catch you in the act, you do it so fast and in the process, cum so intensely. In the process, you feel that that was the best sex that you have had in a while. Below are the selfies that the neighbor’s wife took to lure the man through Whatsapp: A lady by the name Veronica Mwanzia has done the worst by sharing her nudes on Facebook. Although we have warned our readers against engaging in such despicable acts, our efforts seem to be falling on deaf ears. Now, in an attempt to attract sponsors, Veronica has laid her Kenyan pussy for all and sundry to see – even flies in her house have not been left behind! Her efforts have however backfired as she is now receiving more jeers than potential sponsors. Again, we urge all of you to learn from Veronica’s mistake and avoid being the laughing stock of the nation in the coming future. Girls, keep your pussies to your boyfriends, we do not need to see them! Below, you can see the pot bellied veronica in her sponsor finding mission: Recently, I had a chance to visit Kisumu on vocation. I had a lot of fun in the lakeside city but to cut the long story short, I will not talk about the lake, the fish and the nightlife at Kisumu - you can visit there to see that for yourself. I’ll talk about the night I spent with this palatable Kisumu lady at her one-roomed house in Nyalenda. We met at a local club and after the usual conventionalities; we decided to spend the night at her house in the outskirts of the city. We fucked the whole night and I must have cum like 5 times. This girl was very sweet and I hope to meet her again someday in the future. Although her pussy has deteriorated under the wrath of the lakeside dicks, it somehow managed to make me cum those many times. Her big behind made the whole experience different. Enjoy the photos I took the flowing morning when my semen was already flowing past her fallopian tubes. Today, we celebrate Angela Mwaniki, a hot Kenyan pussy who happens to be our May model. Angela is not only beautiful, social and lovely but also, very friendly to all. She loves traveling and reading novels. And her killer tits - She almost made me mwaga sperms just by looking at them! With her skinny body, we can only speculate on the thing that lies in between her thin legs. Her pussy must be naïve, moist and tight. We can only guess as nothing else happened during the shoot. Anyway, enjoy the cool shots we made: |
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